The Uninspired Manifesto

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Fuck Is Wrong With China

Article from Newsweek... No, seriously, this is from Newsweek.
Aug. 20-27, 2007 issue - In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation." But beyond the irony lies China's true motive: to cut off the influence of the Dalai Lama, Tibet's exiled spiritual and political leader, and to quell the region's Buddhist religious establishment more than 50 years after China invaded the small Himalayan country. By barring any Buddhist monk living outside China from seeking reincarnation, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul, by tradition, is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.

All kidding aside, I seriously hope this ends up as a reality show... 'Who Wants To Be Dalai Lama', or some shit like that.
At 72, the Dalai Lama, who has lived in India since 1959, is beginning to plan his succession, saying that he refuses to be reborn in Tibet so long as it's under Chinese control. Assuming he's able to master the feat of controlling his rebirth, as Dalai Lamas supposedly have for the last 600 years, the situation is shaping up in which there could be two Dalai Lamas: one picked by the Chinese government, the other by Buddhist monks. "It will be a very hot issue," says Paul Harrison, a Buddhism scholar at Stanford.

Why would the government want to institutionalize management of reincarnation anyway. Do they seriously expect to get confirmation from every Buddhist before they die? What's going to happen to whoever doesn't comply? Kind of hard to enforce capital punishment on a fucking corpse.
posted by Nick at 1:38 AM


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